Things Kids Say, Pt. II

Working with 2nd graders has, oddly enough, helped me discover that I actually have a strict voice: they’re adorable, but aside from a few kids who have never done anything wrong in their lives, they don’t always behave. We all know that I’m probably one of the least assertive people out there, but this job has done wonders for me being able to stand my ground. (Yes, sometimes it includes me yelling. I didn’t know that was possible, either, but these little nuggets get into so many fights–and I mean flat-out punching, not baby fights.) Also at Ketcham, CY runs afterschool, and three teammates and I work with the 4th and 5th graders and create their lesson plans. It’s good practice for grad school, I suppose? On to the highlights of working with children:

  • There’s nothing like having to stifle your laughter because the small group you’re working with isn’t supposed to be talking, but you don’t have the heart to shush them because they’re saying things like, “Donald Trump isn’t mine” and “I didn’t vote for him.”
  • A guest came in to read a book to my afternoon class, and when she read the line “Zelda gave him a love note,” they all screamed, “Eww!”
  • One student told a classmate that he’s white because his last name is White, and they nearly started swinging at each other until I dropped my hands on their shoulders and told them, “You’re both black and you should be proud of that.” (Although, I do have to say that it’s fascinating how “white” is an insult for them.)
  • Looking over writing from 7-8 year olds becomes a whole new world when they try to write English phonetically: “fablss,” “prity,” “stor,” and “drdy” (fabulous, pretty, store, and dirty).
    • This kid, who’s usually so sweet, wrote, “I kick my kat.” Honey, you don’t even have a cat.
  • Despite my phobia of clowns, I couldn’t help but laugh when a student told me, “I want to be a clown because I’m a funny guy.”
    • Actual words that left his mouth: “I bopbopbop and the dog goes away.”
  • At lunch, I told someone he had to throw away his food, and he grumbled, “I don’t wanna,” so I told him, “The zombies are gonna get you!” and he yelped, “No!” and promptly began cleaning up.
  • One child asked me, “Can you take me home with you?” called someone “Mr. Evil Demon” and “Mr. Devil,” and hugged me while proclaiming, “My City Year!”
    • I couldn’t stop myself from laughing at her when she dramatically plastered her face to the glass wall of a classroom and watched dolefully as I walked away.
  • A little space cadet took what I assumed was a sour bite of pineapple, and stared at the remaining morsel on his fork with the most betrayed expression.
    • My partner teacher told me to take pictures of the kids reading, and whenever I pointed her phone at him, he looked at me like, “HOW DARE YOU I’m camera shy.”
    • While he was climbing on the top of the monkey bars: “I’m living the monkey life!”
  • Someone said that the tooth fairy brings her gold bars. Why didn’t I know about this as a child?
  • Me: “What are you thinking about? You gotta focus!”
    • Him: “I’m thinkin’ about ice cream!”
    • When I left the room to plan, he squished his angry face right up against the window, and I booked it out of there before I started laughing.
  • Me: “You have to remember things in that little head of yours!”
    • Her: “Things pop out of my ears!”
  • One girl repeatedly demanded to know my real name. Sweetie, it’s right there on my name tag. I don’t have another name.
  • Some of these students are getting so possessive. They wrap me in hugs, or attack me from the other side when one of their classmates is hugging me, and claim, “My City Year!” Uh, no, I’m not an object for you all to fight over.

Afterschool:

  • I was explaining 9/11, and a 4th grader said, “Muslims are the people who everyone thinks are bad but they’re all actually good.”
  • We had students create laws for their own country, and the first thing one student wrote was, “A country where people don’t kill each other.”
  • Unrelated to afterschool, but I am still–and will always be–confused about a 3rd grader telling me that I look Spanish…???
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One thought on “Things Kids Say, Pt. II

  1. Rebecca says:

    “Muslims are the people who everyone thinks are bad but they’re all actually good.” “A country where people don’t kill each other.” Those are so endearing! Your students really know what it means to be good people, even if they get into physical fights with each other. Hope you enjoy the rest of your City Year experience!

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